Young Paul Ryan Biopic Scheduled for Release in 2018

Long before “serious person” Paul Ryan was Speaker of the House of Representatives and tasked with implementing the domestic agenda of the Trump administration, and long before he became a perpetual college sophomore really into Ayn Rand, he received an early education in philosophy, sociology, politics, economics, and especially martial arts at the “Cobra Kai” dojo….

Very Serious Person Asserts That He Is Very Smart on Internet

A Dispatch from “Publius” in New York, NY– Earlier today on the internet a “very serious person”, self-identified as a member of the alt-right, a species of super human beings who worship a God Emperor got into a conclusive argument with a mere regular human being. Local “very serious person” objectively has the right answers, and…