They’re Starting to Sound a Little Desperate

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Is it me, or is the conservative obsession with Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez starting to sound a little . . . wrought with sexual frustration?

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Congrats, dudes, you managed to make AOC look fun, attractive, and happy. If only she were as appropriatly fun as this Republican leather daddy:

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I’m not shocked by much in the Republican zeitgeist, but the depth and ubiquity of their fixation on a relatively minor Republican figure with popular leftist policy positions that reflects the opinions of her constituency is surprising. Clearly, there’s more to their obsession with her than policy. I mean, just listen to these semi-flaccids boo her as she cast her vote for Pelosi for House Speaker:

God, I hope she’s in Congress forever. Here’s a roundup of tweets:

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On a final note, “Hellfire” from Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame is FIRE.

 

Updated January 4, 2019, because @AnonymousQ1776 deleted their account like a coward. A screenshot of the original post has been added, as has this video of Chris Christie dancing an looking neither attractive, happy, or fun:

 

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