Nation Collapses as 326,374,365 People Simultaneously Pursue American Dream

Washington D.C. — Inspired by U.S. President Donald Trump and others that say “I alone can do this”, the country formally known as the United States of America (which will be producing its next album with symbol sign, in the color scheme of the flag) collapsed economically, politically, and socially asĀ 326,374,365 people decided to join…