Viking Fan Seeks To Be Indemnified by Vikings Organization for Damages Caused to Roommates’ Table


Eagleview Heights, MN — A passionate, local Viking fan seeks to be indemnified by the team for extensive damages he has caused roommates to alleviate his legal woes.

Garrett Atkinson, seen below in the video, is now the defendant is a multi-party lawsuit for civil damages. His three roommates have pursued damages alleging recklessness and the intentional tort of assault (‘imminent apprehension or fear of harmful or offensive contact of the person of the other’), and trespass to chattels. However, the enthusiastic fan, who for the last two years has shown a consistent pattern of destroying roommates’ property after a Vikings loss, is striking back — seeking to bring the Vikings organization into the lawsuit. Atkinson’s defense of “it’s not my fault they freaking suck at everything” and attempt to indemnify the team for said sucking, which he alleges was the proximate cause of the damage will likely fall on deaf ears with local Judge, who is a known Packers fan, but also because his defense is completely insane.

For further information on this ongoing suit, likely to be dismissed, see the video below of said property damage.




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