The Coast to Coast Podcast #37: Brexit and the Iron Throne

Due to the one week suspension of Bill by the Agreeing Loudly Passive Aggressive Board of Trustees, Troy joins Pat and Jered to bring the Agreeing Loudly Coast to Coast podcast back from the brink. In the light of the “Episode 36: The Lost Episode” Pat attempts to lighten the mood with a noncontroversial discussion…

AP Mass Shooting Template Accidentally Published

Washington D.C. — At approximately noon today, an Associated Press journalist accidentally published the mass shooting in the United States template he had been working from for the past six years of his employment. Below is the text of that template. ********** In what has seemingly become a daily occurrence in the United States, the latest…

The Coast to Coast Podcast #35: Bill and Pat Strike Back

The band is back together on another exciting episode of Agreeing Loudly’s Coast to Coast podcast. Fresh off their adventures North of the Wall, Bill and Pat join Jered to dispel the myths about Millennials, nerd out about the homestretch of Game of Thrones, and discuss the political insanity of the presidential race. Will Pat’s…

The Gentrified Revolution

For all of Bernie Sanders’s rhetoric about the ills of income inequality and class warfare, in Los Angeles his message was most popular in gentrifying precincts. Dissecting the spacial aspects of why his presidential campaign failed offers important lessons as the movement he inspired looks to the future. The Los Angeles Times published a fascinating and telling…

DOD Negotiators Learn That You Can Counteroffer

Washington D.C. — In a stunning discovery earlier this week, Department of Defense officials have learned from their chief negotiators in military contractor agreements that the DOD can in-fact, counteroffer the contractors’s original price demands. This revelation could potentially save U.S. taxpayers 1 trillion dollars over the next ten years. For years, the public has been…

Coast to Coast Podcast #34: In Dog We Trust

After multiple weeks off, Agreeing Loudly returns to the internet (now with a lowercase I). While Pat and Bill still remain lost in the Matrix, friends of the show and regular contributors to the Agreeing Loudly website: Justin and Allan join Jered to restore a sense of podcast normalcy to the world. Or at least…

Clinton Sports Realtree Hoodie to Win Back White Working-Class Voters

LIMA, OH—In an attempt to win back the support of the white working-class voting block, Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton has started to appear at rallies wearing a women’s Realtree hoodie and Lucky-brand jeans. Throughout the 1990s and during Clinton’s 2008 primary campaign, so-called “Reagan Democrats” played a major role in the political dynasty’s electoral successes….

Slightly Above Average Male Gives Up on Vegetarian Diet on 7th Day

Eagleview Heights, MN — Matthew Johnsen “with an E”, abandoned his fourth attempt at being a vegetarian since meeting his more progressive and open-minded girlfriend, Ashley Miller. Johnsen, who spells his last name with an “E” at the end, and is not related at all to Micah Johnson, who door-knocked Miller and Johnsen’s 2BR home that…

Local Veteran Sole Recipient of Trump Donations

LOS ANGELES, CA—In response to allegations that he lied about raising millions of dollars for veterans, GOP presumptive nominee and millionaire Donald Trump revealed he donated $6 million to local veteran Christopher “Nazzi” Finazzi. “That’s NAH-zee, not NOT-zi,” Finazzi explained to reporters, earlier today “Mr. Trump’s in no way associated with those freaks.” “The guy…