Local Veteran Still Available to Receive Your Gratitude

MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Unable to dislodge the man from his position between the Typo and the Women’s Scarf Kiosk, staff at the Mall of America confirmed that Carson Starkey, an Iraq War veteran and recently appointed commandant of JROTC Company at E. Charles Knoblauch High School, will continue to make himself available for handshakes, salutes, and free beers from…

Local Man to Reach “Peak Veteran” this Memorial Day

BLAINE, MN — After receiving his Grunt Life Gadsen Tee in the mail on Friday, a local veteran of the Iraq War is scheduled to reach “Peak Veteran” later today. Jason Halverson, who spent twelve months “in the shit” as a member of the 298th Finance Company in Kuwait, tweeted three pictures of his new shirt from…

Local Man Excited Encyclopedic Knowledge of Clinton Scandals Once Again Politically Relevant

WABASSO, MN — Firing up the wireless transistor radio duct-taped to the roof of his Bobcat skid-loader, local man and long-time conservative talk radio enthusiast Bruce Haldorson, is optimistic that his extensive knowledge of 1990’s Clinton Administration scandals will propel him back into political relevancy. Haldorson, who subscribed to the the Wall Street Journal, Limbaugh Letter, and American Spectator from…

Local Cat Takes Third Nap of the Day

by Troy M. Olson There is a lot of bad news every day, news, by definition is a break in the status quo – which is things going as planned. The editorial team at Agreeing Loudly is proud to launch its “Not-News” section of the site. We bring you this breaking story that is absolutely…

Agreeing Loudly’s #Boomsplaining of the Week

Boomersplaining: An ageist term used by lazy millennials to disrespect, belittle and devalue the opinion of their older and wiser peers in an attempt to make themselves appear smarter or better in comparison. Most likely stolen by a group of super-predators from the urban dictionary definition of mansplaining. This is common among mixed age discussions and debates. The term Boomersplaining is commonly thrown…

“The Boomers Strike Back”, Clinton vs. Trump it is.

  by Troy M. Olson It’s settled folks. The 2016 Presidential Election is between Hillary Clinton (D) and Donald Trump (R). Yes, I’m aware that the Democratic Party still has two candidates vying for the nomination, while both Ted Cruz and John Kasich dropped out a few weeks ago. However, no matter how hard #BernieOrBust folks…

Coast to Coast Podcast #33: Third Party Millennial Political Correctness

  Agreeing Loudly Coast to Coast is down one Bill this week. Fortunately, Agreeingloudly.com contributor and returning guest, Carson Starkey joins Pat and Jered to brings his particular brand of pedantic satire to this week’s episode. They discuss whether millennials are to blame for the rise of Donald Trump, embrace the utter dominance of Game…

Coast to Coast Podcast #32: A Trainwreck, Trump, and Cheddar Bay Biscuits

On this week’s episode of Agreeing Loudly Coast to Coast your favorite podcasting trio answers today’s most pressing questions: Do millennials still like those Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits? Also this week, Jered attempts to discuss virtual reality before realizing he’s plugged into the Matrix and the only way to escape is to hop aboard…

Coast to Coast Podcast #31: Not Your Typical Millennials

On this week’s episode of Agreeing Loudly Coast to Coast Bill, Jered, and Pat return to the game of millennials to dispel the millennial archetype once and for all. They also discuss far too many other topics including the latest Game of Thrones episode, their favorite Prince pop culture moment, Nintendo’s uncertain console future, NFL…